A woman

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

I tell this to my wife ever now and again just to let her know how I really feel about her.<br /><br />This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book<br />where all of the sayings and preaching of<br />Rabbis are conserved over time.<br /> <br />It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman<br />cry, because G~d counts her tears. The woman<br />came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. <br />Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."<br /> <br />I tell this to all you men so you'll know the value of a woman.

 

[Fly Rod]

Re: A woman

I tell this to all you men,so you will know the value of a woman

I always thought the value of a woman was told by how many diamond trinklets she wore!!!! "HEE!! HEE!!!

 

[gaugeguy]

Re: A woman

And on the flip side of that coin...<br /><br />Anyone who has had broken or cracked ribs knows how painful that injury is. You wince in pain with every breath.

 

[LadyFish]

Re: A woman

Here, Here SBN. Very nice.

 

[Carphunter]

Re: A woman

For some reason, Bar-b-qued ribs don't sound as good as they used too. ......

 

[samagee]

Re: A woman

Actually my woman taste very good with bar-b-q sauce.

 

[gaugeguy]

Re: A woman

Originally posted by samagee:<br /> Actually my woman taste very good with bar-b-q sauce.

I thought they killed Jeffery Dahmer <br /><br />I've heard of whipped cream, ice cream, strawberries, chocolate sauce, but never BBQ sauce!! Talk about spicing up the ole love life

 

[TPD211]

Re: A woman

BBQ sauce = redneck KY Jelly.....

 

[DC698]

Re: A woman

BBQ sauce = redneck KY Jelly.....

OUCH!!