Re: A very good read for all the Ladies here.
Well my wife sent me this email today so I think its only fair for me to send her this in a email.
<br /><br /><br />A woman over 40 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What<br />are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.<br />If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game; she doesn't<br />sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do.<br />And, its usually something more interesting.<br /><br />A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who<br />she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past<br />the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what<br />she's doing.<br />Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match<br />with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of<br />course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they<br />think they can get away with it.<br />Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They<br />know what it's like to be unappreciated.<br />A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her<br />women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even<br />her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.<br /><br />Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends<br />because she knows her friends won't betray her.<br /><br />Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your<br />sins to a woman over 40. They always know.<br /><br />A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is<br />not true of younger women or drag queens.<br />Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far<br />sexier than her younger counterpart.<br /><br />Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right<br />off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever<br />have to wonder where you stand with her.<br /><br />Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.<br />Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, <br />well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic<br />in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 18-year-old<br />waitress.<br /><br />Ladies, I apologize.<br />For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get<br />the milk for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women<br />are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth<br />buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
