SpinnerBait_Nut
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A Baptist couple decide that they want to get a dog. As they are<br />walking down the street in town, they notice that a sign in the<br />pet shop is advertising "Christian Puppies." Their interest<br />piqued, they go inside.<br /> <br />"How do you know they're Christian puppies?"<br /> <br />"Watch," says the owner, as he takes one of the dogs and says,<br />"Fetch the Bible." The dog runs over to the desk, and grabs the<br />Bible in its mouth and returns. Putting the Bible on the floor,<br />the owner says, "Find Psalm 23." The dog flips pages with its<br />paw until he reaches the right page, and then stops. Amazed and<br />delighted, the couple purchase the dog and head home.<br /> <br />That evening, they invite some friends over and show them the<br />dog, having him run through his Psalm 23 routine. Impressed,<br />one of the visitors asks "Does he also know 'regular' commands?"<br /> <br />"Gee, we don't know. We didn't ask," replies the husband.<br /> <br />Turning to the dog, he says, "Sit." The dog sits. He says,<br />"Lie down." The dog lies down. He says "Roll over." The dog<br />rolls over.<br /> <br />He says "Heel." The dog runs over to him, jumps up on the sofa,<br />puts both paws on the owner's forehead and bows his head.<br /> <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"Oh look!" the wife exclaims. "He's Pentecostal!" 
