Bill, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful appeal and outright charm while hanging over Bills arm and listening intently to his every word. <br /><br />His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask, "Bill how did you get the trophy girlfriend?" <br /><br />Bill replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" <br /><br />They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how did you persuade her to marry you?" <br /><br />Bill says, "I lied about my age." <br /><br />His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 50?" <br /><br />Bill smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."
<br /><br /><br />-dd-