heycods
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The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE Seven <br />Dwarfs,<br />they are ushered in to see the Pope.<br /><br />Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do <br />for<br />you?"<br /><br />Dopey asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns <br />in<br />Rome?"<br /><br />The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment <br />and<br />answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."<br /><br />In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns <br />around<br />and gives them a glare, silencing them.<br /><br />Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of<br />Europe?"<br /><br />The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, <br />"No,<br />Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."<br /><br />This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, <br />Dopey<br />turns around and silences them with an angry glare.<br /><br />Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns <br />anywhere in<br />the world?"<br /><br />"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."<br /><br />The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding <br />the<br />floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......<br /><br /> "Dopey had a pasionate night of romance with a penguin! Dopey had a pasionate night of romance with a penguin!"
