A retired person's story
Working people often ask me what I do now that I'm retired:<br />Well, the other day, I went to the store. I was only in it for about<br />five minutes. When I cam out, there was a city cop writing a parking<br />ticket. I went up to him and rudely said, "Come on, give a guy a break!"<br />He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a name.<br />He glared at me and started writing another ticket. So, I called him a<br />worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield<br />with the first ticket. I continued to abuse him, and he continued to<br />write tickets... This went on for about 20 minutes.<br />I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner and this one had an<br />"Elect John Kerry" bumper sticker on it.<br />At my age, it's important to try to have a little fun each day!!<br />
Working people often ask me what I do now that I'm retired:<br />Well, the other day, I went to the store. I was only in it for about<br />five minutes. When I cam out, there was a city cop writing a parking<br />ticket. I went up to him and rudely said, "Come on, give a guy a break!"<br />He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a name.<br />He glared at me and started writing another ticket. So, I called him a<br />worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield<br />with the first ticket. I continued to abuse him, and he continued to<br />write tickets... This went on for about 20 minutes.<br />I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner and this one had an<br />"Elect John Kerry" bumper sticker on it.<br />At my age, it's important to try to have a little fun each day!!<br />
