LadyFish
Admiral
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- Mar 18, 2003
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A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible".<br /><br />"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine"<br /><br />"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."<br /><br />"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now".<br /><br />"Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"<br /><br />"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really".<br /><br />"What about that eye patch?"<br /><br />"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them pooped in my eye".<br /><br />"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird poop?"<br /><br />"It was my first day with the hook"
