A little Joke for a Friday......

FishyFish

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A heavy set man is working out at the gym when he sees an attractive 18 year old come in and begin her workout. He asks the nearby trainer which machine should he use if he wants to impress her. Looking him up and down real carefully the trainer finally answers "I think your best bet would be the ATM in the lobby." :D
 

Knot Waiting

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Re: A little Joke for a Friday......

lol, that's pretty good. Who says money cant buy happiness... if even for a moment, lol
 

FBPirate95

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Re: A little Joke for a Friday......

She still wouldn't be impressed with me then.....
 

Cofe

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Re: A little Joke for a Friday......

Well, then you'd just have to show her your boat, Pirate.;)
I think showing her your shrink wrapped birch bark canoe would be more in order...:)
 

lncoop

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Re: A little Joke for a Friday......

Ok...Ok...maybe not with the shrink wrap.:rolleyes: Not to mention the restored 69 Woody in the parking lot. ;)

You north Arkansas guys and your double entendres. Sasto'll come along and straighten us out in a minute.
 

Cofe

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Re: A little Joke for a Friday......

You north Arkansas guys and your double entendres. Sasto'll come along and straighten us out in a minute.

Yea, I guess I better go help some people with their motor problems. :rolleyes:
Sasto is probably out to sea, or he would jump on this...
 

sasto

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Re: A little Joke for a Friday......

Then after Cofe pulls out his ATM card......shows her his woody......a big smile comes across his face. The lady says "nice tooth you have there" :facepalm:







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Bob_VT

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Re: A little Joke for a Friday......

. The lady says "nice tooth you have there" :facepalm:







old+man+with+one+tooth.gif

LOL Most popular pick up line in Vermont! :D
 

lncoop

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Re: A little Joke for a Friday......

That's why in northern Arkansas they call it a toothbrush instead of a teethbrush.;)
 

Cofe

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Re: A little Joke for a Friday......

Good point; but no, that's what they call it in eastern Arkansas, down around West Memphis, Helena, Marianna, etc.
Reminds of me when I first moved to Ark. I stopped by a off-the-beaten path diner/grocery store, and up by the cash register there was a 5 gallon pickle barrel filled with false teeth. A sign above it read.... If you find a set that fits, and you don't trade in your set, the price will be ten dollars.....:eek:
 

j_martin

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Re: A little Joke for a Friday......

One day I was trying to find a tooth pick at the in-laws place. I was told that they don't use tooth picks. They just throw their teeth in the dishwasher.
 
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