jtexas
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Down in Sout Lus-e-ana, Boudreaux live across de bayou from Clarence who he don lak a-tall ... not even a little bit. An dat go boff way too. Dey all de time yell across de bayou to each other. <br /> <br />Boudreaux all de time yell to Clarence, "If I had a way cross dis bayou, I'd come over dere an beat a knot on yo' ugly head, twice! Yeah!" Dis went on fo' years. Finally de state done built a bridge acrost dat bayou right by boff dere house. One day Boudreaux's wife, Marie, say, "Now you chance, Boudreaux. Why don you go over dere and beat up dat Clarence lak you say?" <br /><br />Boudreaux taught bout dat a minute den say, "OK," I gonna do dat I garntee and wif dat sayd he start across de bridge. But bout fo, or tree step befow he got onta dat bridge he see a big sign on de bridge an he stop dead in him track to read it and den he go rat back home fast. Yeah! <br /><br />Marie saw Boudreaux in no time set himself down on da porch. She walk out and say, "Boudreaux, why you back so soon?" And Boudreaux say, "Marie, I dun change my mind 'bout beatin' up dat Clarence. You know, Marie, dey got a sign on dat dere bridge what say, "Clarence 13 ft. 6 in." You know, he don look near dat big when I yell at him across de bayou."
