A little aussie piggy went to market (c&p)

[Vlad D Impeller]

Australians have been told there is no need to panic after a recent "glow-in-the-dark pork chop" scare. <br />A caller to a Sydney radio talk show sparked fears of radioactive contamination in the meat supply. <br /><br />The New South Wales Food Authority said the glow was caused by the harmless pseudomonas fluorescens bacteria. <br /><br />Food authority head George Davey said he understood people would be "shocked" to see their meat glowing in the fridge but said the bacteria were safe. <br /><br />"It is important to remember that the micro organism responsible for the glow is not known to cause food poisoning," he said. <br /><br />The bacteria are naturally present in meat and fish but they multiply quickly if food is not stored at the correct temperature. <br /><br />So the glowing can be a sign that the food is starting to go off and Mr Davey recommends consumers throw any luminous pork chops - or other cuts of meat - straight into the dustbin. <br /><br />"Remember this simple advice - if it glows, throw it."

 

[Vlad D Impeller]

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I've seen all kinds of meat go bad from time to time, but never have i seen em glow in the dark <br /><br />it looks like its time to Doaruna

 

[orca]

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I recently discovered a strange growth my fridge.<br />My wife said that it was a piece of cheese that she had been saving for new year 2000.<br />My eldest son reckons it was a scientific experiment that had failed in sacond grade (he is now 22)<br />I recall first seeing it back in 98 when I was looking for some sausages that I had lost 2 years before.<br />I am putting the strange growth on Ebay so start bidding.<br />Incidently I found the sausages last year, I fed the to the dog who hasnt moved since and now he glows in the dark. Makes a handy night light.

 

[Pony]

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sounds like a cool science project

 

[technostingray]

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Originally posted by whaley:<br /> I fed the to the dog who hasnt moved since and now he glows in the dark. Makes a handy night light.

<br />You derserve a ten, but eight is all I am allowed.

 

[Link]

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Originally posted by technounderstoodo:<br />

Originally posted by whaley:<br /> I fed the to the dog who hasnt moved since and now he glows in the dark. Makes a handy night light.

<br />You derserve a ten, but eight is all I am allowed.

Dittos<br />I busted a gut on that

 

[technostingray]

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Great guys, these aussies - the only thing that seperates us is the English Language.

 

[Link]

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I bet they could learn though

 

[Vlad D Impeller]

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Originally posted by Link:<br />

Originally posted by technounderstoodo:<br />

Originally posted by whaley:<br /> I fed the to the dog who hasnt moved since and now he glows in the dark. Makes a handy night light.

<br />You derserve a ten, but eight is all I am allowed.

Dittos<br />I busted a gut on that

Now if we could only get those darn terrorists to eat some of that meat. it will sure make life a little easier for our lads in Iraq <br /><br />Ray, I owe you a couple of grems, in the mean time pick a couple of vowels so you don't roll over

 

[technostingray]

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As previously stated, all vowel transactions must be approved by snapperbait as he is the initiator and franchise owner.

 

[Vlad D Impeller]

Re: A little aussie piggy went to market (c&p)

Originally posted by technounderstoodo:<br /> As previously stated, all vowel transactions must be approved by snapperbait as he is the initiator and franchise owner.

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