A Great Oyster Trap

SpinnerBait_Nut

SpinnerBait_Nut

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An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were<br />standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and<br />washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her<br /> so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he<br />would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and<br />finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform<br />you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to<br />the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth<br />$50,000 please advise." The old man faxed back:<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /> <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /> <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /> <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /> <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap." :D :D :D <br />Have a good one. :cool:
 
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Re: A Great Oyster Trap

Hmmmm<br />I'll have to put that on the list..<br />right after<br />mowing the grass and<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Waxing the boat!<br /> :D :D :D
 
bubbakat

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Re: A Great Oyster Trap

Now spinner that was funny but one question though?<br /> If it was stormy how were they able to see the moon.<br />Or was the old man looking at the moon. :D :D
 
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