To the moderators, I'm trying my best to keep this one G rated.
An elderly drunken fellow walked into a biker bar and ordered a beer. He looked around and eyed a group of bikers at a table in the corner. He walked over and stared at the biggest one and said, "I was by your grandmother's house last night and saw her buck naked." The biker's buddies expected him to drop the old guy but he just looked at him. "As a matter of fact, we had a good time and she loved it", the drunk said. The bikers stood up and the biggest one still did nothing, to their amazement. "And, I'm going back again for some more, Whatta think of that?" The big guy looked at the old man and said, " Go home Grandpa, your drunk."
An elderly drunken fellow walked into a biker bar and ordered a beer. He looked around and eyed a group of bikers at a table in the corner. He walked over and stared at the biggest one and said, "I was by your grandmother's house last night and saw her buck naked." The biker's buddies expected him to drop the old guy but he just looked at him. "As a matter of fact, we had a good time and she loved it", the drunk said. The bikers stood up and the biggest one still did nothing, to their amazement. "And, I'm going back again for some more, Whatta think of that?" The big guy looked at the old man and said, " Go home Grandpa, your drunk."