KaGee
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Actual Court Testimony:<br />Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?<br />A: No.<br />Q: Did you check for breathing?<br />A: No.<br />Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?<br />A: No.<br />Q: How can you be so sure, doctor?<br />A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.<br />Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?<br />A: It is possible that he could have been alive <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />and practicing law somewhere. <br /> 
