A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart

[Bob_VT]

A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them........

The Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and that?s why I am the greatest!

The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that?s why I am the greatest!











































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[TilliamWe]

Re: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[chargerboy]

Re: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart

My turn to say something? Kind of left speechless on this one

 

[rbh]

Re: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart

YA OK then

 

[DECK SWABBER 58]

Re: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart

Mrs. Deck Swabber here

Wow, I work with Cows and Ants so I must be the Old Fart. But if you add it up at quittin' time, the only thing they accomplished was the bragging. Good thing us Old Farts are around to 'git 'er done.

 

[aspeck]

Re: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart

I am still waiting for your response, Bob ....

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

Re: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart

And the old fart no longer uses his warm hands, just a cold machine. Then for you ants, the old fart has bug spray...........Now Who's the greatest?

 

[thurps]

Re: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart

I now walk with the old bulls, I have carried the weight of raising six successful children with my wife and, I may not be as good as I once was but I'm as good once as I ever was.

 

[rivertripp]

Re: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart

I am going to have to give it to MAYFLOWER that was pretty dang funny, got a little chuckle out of me!