heycods
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These are actual newspaper ads:<br /><br />FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little *****. Bites.<br /><br />FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.<br /><br />FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.<br /><br />FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.<br /><br />FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a<br />reward for this nasty little thing.<br /><br />COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.<br /><br />NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.<br /><br />JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.<br /><br />WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.<br /><br />(AND THE BEST ONE)<br /><br />FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica! 45<br />volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got<br />married last month. Wife knows everything.