LadyFish
Admiral
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Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.<br /><br />The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.<br /><br />As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.<br /><br />Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!" 
