SS MAYFLOAT
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A first grade teacher asked her class if anyone could them where their heart is. Little Johnny raised his hand and said "I know, I know"! So the teacher called on Johnny to answer where his heart is.<br /><br />So Johnny stands up and pats himself on his bottom. Now the teacher is looking all puzzled and asks Johnny how does he know that is where his heart is.<br /><br />Johnny replied " It is there because when Grandma pats me on my backside, she says "BLESS YOUR LITTLE HEART"!