A Blonde Joke Classic

Bob_VT

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A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
She peels it off ... and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"
"That impossible," say the waitress. "The biggest prize is a free lunch."
But the blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says to the blonde, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize."
"No, it's not a mistake," said the blonde. "I've won a motor home!"
She hands the sticker to the manager and HE reads ...








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"WINABAGEL". :D
 
mphy98

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Re: A Blonde Joke Classic

Run for the hills, vengence will be swift and hurtful
 
WIMUSKY

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Re: A Blonde Joke Classic

I'm going to forward it to my wife(with a sense of humor, at least with jokes!) and my daughter......
 
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Re: A Blonde Joke Classic

After telling one to many blonde jokes to a friend she replied, " what's red, black, and blue and lying in a ditch" YOU, if you tell one more blonde joke"

I told one more and bravely ran away:)
 
dolluper

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Re: A Blonde Joke Classic

I got one too I will sneak in later ....er when someones asleep
 
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Re: A Blonde Joke Classic

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Kiwi Phil

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Re: A Blonde Joke Classic

I'm not scared~!!
Have I posted this one before? Hope not.
Cheers
Phillip


A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a Blonde in Economy Class gets up & moves to the First Class section and sits down.
The Flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her Ticket.
She then tells the Blonde passenger that she will have to return to her Economy Seat.

The Blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!'
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class, who belongs in Economy, and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy, she is only entitled to an Economy seat, and she will have to return to her original seat.
The Blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!'
Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use, and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest the Blonde, who won't listen to reason.

'You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak Blonde!'
The pilot goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, 'Oh I'm sorry - I had no idea', gets up and moves back to her seat in Economy.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed, and asked him what he said to make her
move without any fuss.
The pilot replied,'I told her First Class isn't Going to Melbourne '.
 
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