bassboy1
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- Jun 23, 2006
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1. people who point at there wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where in the world is yours? Do I point at my crotch while asking where the toilet is?
2. People who get off there butt and search the entire house for the TV remote becouse they refuse to change the channel manually.
3. People who say, "You just want to have your cake and eat it too." Dang straight, what good is a cake if you cannot eat it.
4. People who say, "Its always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why would you keep looking for it when you've already found it.
5. When people say, while watching a film, "did you see that?" No loser, I paid 12 bucks to come and stare at the theater floor
6. People who ask, "can I ask you a question?" Didn't give much of a choice.
7. When people say something is new and improved. Which is it. If it is new, there wasn't anything before it, so it can't be improved. If it is improved there must be something before it so it can't be new.
8. When people say life is short. Life is the longest dang thing anyone does.
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, has the bus come yet? Hello... If the bus had come, would I be standing here?
2. People who get off there butt and search the entire house for the TV remote becouse they refuse to change the channel manually.
3. People who say, "You just want to have your cake and eat it too." Dang straight, what good is a cake if you cannot eat it.
4. People who say, "Its always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why would you keep looking for it when you've already found it.
5. When people say, while watching a film, "did you see that?" No loser, I paid 12 bucks to come and stare at the theater floor
6. People who ask, "can I ask you a question?" Didn't give much of a choice.
7. When people say something is new and improved. Which is it. If it is new, there wasn't anything before it, so it can't be improved. If it is improved there must be something before it so it can't be new.
8. When people say life is short. Life is the longest dang thing anyone does.
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, has the bus come yet? Hello... If the bus had come, would I be standing here?
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