6 Cougars in a boat.

Tabes117

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My two sons and I take the boat out last Sunday. Its late afternoon and we stop at the beach, only a couple boats left. Current is kind of strong and my kids are jumping / swimming off the swim platform. I am sitting on the sundeck making sure the kids are ok. About 45' down the beach is cuddy with 6 milfs partying. They are dancing and drinking, it must have been girls night out. Mirrored sunglasses great invention!!

They get ready to go and their Captain is gunning it, but boats not coming off the beach. I tell the boys to get in the boat when ever another boat is leaving. Two ladies jump in and push. Boat comes off beach but they cant climb back up onto the bow. Well Captain Milf leaves the wheel and walks to the back to put swim ladder down. Well current takes their boat and its going to impact my swim platform.:eek:

I yell "REVERSE"!! She just misses my boat. The two ladies still in the water are directly behind my boat. One is nice enough to apologize. Their Captain tells the ladies in the water climb onto my swim deck. She will pick them up off my boat! Like that's gonna happen!!! The two were smart enough to go back to the beach for a pick up!

If my sons were not with me........ I would have GLADLY taken those two wet, HBD milfs back to the dock!!:cool:
 

Bart Sr.

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Re: 6 Cougars in a boat.

I've heard this before and will repeat it now:

This Thread Is Useless Without PICS!!!!!!!:):)
 

jonesg

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Re: 6 Cougars in a boat.

yeh its really hard to visualize the uh...
shape of the scantily clad ...uh.. hull with out pics.
 

kenmyfam

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Re: 6 Cougars in a boat.

I only wanted to see their boat !!!
 

Nobody

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Re: 6 Cougars in a boat.

I love it when the milf / cougar / bikini boats show up at the launch ramp, instant slowdown for the entire ramp.

I always seem to have engine problems around that time. ;)
 

wajajaja02

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Re: 6 Cougars in a boat.

should of taught your sons a lesson in civility and taken the ladies in distress aboard.
 

Tabes117

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Re: 6 Cougars in a boat.

My young son talks too much..... My wife has an Irish temper!
 

TimBobCom

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Re: 6 Cougars in a boat.

Is HBD "Police Speak" for "Has Been Drinking"?
 

Tabes117

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Re: 6 Cougars in a boat.

Has been drinking

I wish I had the pics I took at the party cove at lake of the Ozarks. My friends thought they were fake... Irish wife found them and DELETE,DELETE and DELETE. Those were good pics!! Couldn't be posted on public forum.

Every boater has to go to the party cove at Lake of the Ozarks once. DON'T bring the wife and kids. They have pontoons that drive around selling ice, brats, beads etc... Girls selling are even topless.
 

cmchesse

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Re: 6 Cougars in a boat.

sounds like a reason for a road trip to me.
 

mphy98

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Re: 6 Cougars in a boat.

Every now and then I see this milf and I have no idea what that means. I guess I am too old, so someone enlighten me please.
 

joed

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Re: 6 Cougars in a boat.

MILF= mother i'd love to F$%.
 

david_r

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Re: 6 Cougars in a boat.

up here at tenkiller lake and we have a "party cove" ................. what happens in vegas..stays in vegas right!?........... same for the party coves............ just DO NOT take any children.




as far as the wife goes......... tough call.

now if they were in some kind of peril then i would have just told the wife "suck it up".............. otherwise you probably made the right call.
 
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