5 Things impossible to say when drunk

[RetNav]

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.<br /><br />2. Nope, no more beer for me.<br /><br />3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.<br /><br />4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight.<br /><br />5 Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

 

[lakelivin]

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6. No I don't need to use the restroom while we're stopped. I won't have to pee for another hour or two.

 

[deputydawg]

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7. Yes I know I am talkin loud and spitting while at it.

 

[SoulWinner]

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8. I don't know how to dance.<br /><br />9. You better drive, I've had too much to drink.<br /><br />10. I'm not any good in the sack.

 

[DJ]

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Honest ocifer, I'm not under the alcafluence of incohol.

 

[McGR]

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13. That woman is UGLY!!!

 

[Bass Man Bruce]

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Originally posted by McGR:<br /> 13. That woman is UGLY!!!

Or if you do she must be ungodly ugly !

 

[deputydawg]

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Actually I think it is a little smaller than average

 

[tylerin]

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"Of course I lifted up the toilet seat"