5 foolproof methods to a happy marriage

[miloman]

what do you think my five rules<br /><br />1. honey how could I have forgotten I am such an idiot<br />2. no dear you are right how could i have been so wrong<br />3. of course dear I will do that right away<br />4.of course I love your mom honey<br />5. no no dear you dont look fat in that dress

 

[aspeck]

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correction to #5 - no dear, you don't look fat in that dress, you don't look fat in any dress, you are the most beautiful woman in the world and I love you so much. (Now can I go fishing?)

 

[OBJ]

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Yeah......yeah milo I think you just hit it right on the head.

 

[LadyFish]

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#6. I'm sorry honey, do you want to go fishing?

 

[mvaughn]

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Good one LF!

 

[miloman]

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good one lady fish an addition no no dear while i go fishin with the boys heres my credit card have fun

 

[JGREGORY]

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7. Sure dear go ahead and go shopping, buy whatever you want.

 

[dhud64]

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#7 continued....Here, take my credit card too!

 

[SeaMasterZ@aol.com]

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8 take my truck , Ill watch the kid

 

[Scoop]

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I have simplified it. I just say yes dear.<br /><br />"Why do you even question me. I am always right." <br /><br />"Yes Dear"<br /><br />"I want you to help me move the furniture around."<br /><br />"Yes Dear"<br /><br />"You embarass me."<br /><br />"Yes Dear"<br /><br />See it works in all situations. After a while, it even can become sarcastic.

 

[miloman]

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scoop you just made me laugh real hard

 

[JGREGORY]

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Scoop, like to admend,<br /><br />Yes dear, Whatever you say Dear.

 

[JGREGORY]

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9. Sure I'd love to go to A.C. Moore's with you.

 

[LadyFish]

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LOL, what the heck is A.C. Moores?

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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No Dear, muskie is really Frank.<br /><br />Yes dear, I will take you to the hair dresser and wait on you to get done.<br /><br />Yes dear, I will stop at the store on the way home.<br /><br />And my favorite, Yes dear, tonight I will.

 

[JGREGORY]

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Lady, It's a craft store where my wife goes and gets her silk flowers, ribbon, paints, etc...<br /><br />Plenty of estrogen in the store, but not one ounce of testosterone.

 

[LadyFish]

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Oh I see. <br /><br />My hubby refuses to go to fabric or craft stores with me. He claims he hates to shop however, when we need to go to Lowes or Home Depot or God forbid, Boaters World, we literally spend hours looking at stuff he has no intention of buying. He's worse than a kid in a candy store.

 

[JGREGORY]

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Fortunately for me, the Admiral likes to go into Lowes & home depot. <br /><br />Iavoid the craft/fabric stores like the plague.<br /><br />It's a guy thing.

 

[Northern Eclipse]

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We can't forget this golden rule No dear your number 1 the boat is number 2 on my list of love

 

[JGREGORY]

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Hey honey why don't we go see you mom.<br /><br />Said often and regular.