heycods
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The Three Little Pigs <br />Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. <br /><br />"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.<br /><br /><br />"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.<br /><br /><br />"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.<br /><br />The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. <br /><br />"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. <br /><br /><br />"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.<br /><br />"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. <br /><br />The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table<br /><br />and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.<br /><br />"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.<br />"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.<br />"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy. <br /><br /><br /> "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,"<br /><br /><br /> but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"<br /><br /><br /> You're gonna LOVE me for this....<br /><br /><br /> The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"
