#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you<br /> can still Fish.<br />#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.<br />#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing<br /> magazines.<br />#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a<br /> professional to Fish with you once in a while.<br />#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything<br /> against Fishing.<br />#15 - If your partner takes pictures or Videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.<br />#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.<br />#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a<br /> total stranger.<br />#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person,<br /> you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.<br />#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't<br /> available, s/he won't object if you Fish with someone else.<br />#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go<br /> blind if you Fish by yourself.<br />#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never<br /> have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.<br />#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a<br /> seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.<br />#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall<br /> at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued<br />for harassment.<br />#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.<br />#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television,<br /> you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.<br />#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same<br /> partner for the rest of your life.<br />#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.<br />#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a<br /> vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.<br />#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not<br /> again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
