1st time for everything

[Dave Abrahamson]

When oil was discovered on the native americans' reservation, they suddenly had a lot of money. The chief investigated ways to invest the money and decided that a conservative start would be to build a campground. So, they built a beautiful campground and the people came. <br /><br />The morning after opening day, the chief was walking around, talking to the campers. One said that everything was first class, with one exception. There were no lights in the rest rooms. <br /><br />The chief promptly called an electrician and the problem was corrected. By doing that job, the electrician went down in history as the first person to wire a head for a reservation. <br />

 

[NYMINUTE]

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Oh man, this is getting "goofy" Wire a Head!!!!

 

[JB]

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You need help, Dave.

 

[JamesCoste]

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It took me about 45 seconds to finally get it. That is a good 'un.

 

[NYMINUTE]

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Originally posted by JamesCoste:<br /> It took me about 45 seconds to finally get it. That is a good 'un.

Probably should have spent the 45 seconds making a coffee or taking out the trash?

 

[tcube]

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Dave - Good one - puns are fun:<br /><br />“How’s it going?” the coffee shop clerk asked a regular customer.<br /><br />“Not great.” he answered. “I’m looking for a new job.”<br /><br />“What happened to the one at the spice factory?” the clerk asked.<br /><br />“Oh, that,” he said. “It was just seasonal.”

 

[SoulWinner]

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oh..dude....I love it!!!

 

[Dave Abrahamson]

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Two peanuts walk into a bar; one of them is assaulted