AK_Chappy
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My sister sent this to me.<br />I did not check the truth of any of the statements. I still think it is funny.<br /><br /><br />Subject: 1975 vs 2005<br /> <br /> 1975:Long hair <br /> 2005:Longing for hair <br /> <br /> 1975: KEG <br /> 2005: EKG <br /> <br /> 1975:Acid rock <br /> 2005:Acid reflux <br /><br /> 1975: Moving to California because it's cool <br /> 2005: Moving to California because it's warm <br /> <br /> 1975:Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor <br /> 2005:Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor <br /><br /> 1975: Seeds and stems <br /> 2005: Roughage <br /> <br /> 1975:Hoping for a BMW <br /> 2005:Hoping for a BM <br /><br /> 1975: The Grateful Dead <br /> 2005: Dr. Kevorkian <br /> <br /> 1975:Going to a new, hip joint <br /> 2005:Receiving a new hip joint <br /><br /> 1975: Rolling Stones <br /> 2005: Kidney Stones <br /><br /> 1975: Being called into the principal's office <br /> 2005: Calling the principal's office <br /><br /> 1975: Screw the system <br /> 2005: Upgrade the system <br /> <br /> 1975
isco <br /> 2005:Costco <br /><br /> 1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut <br /> 2005: Children begging you to get their heads shaved <br /><br /> 1975: Passing the drivers' test <br /> 2005: Passing the vision test <br /> <br /> 1975:Whatever <br /> 2005epends <br /><br /> Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. <br /><br /> The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987. ! <br /><br /> They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. <br /><br /> Their lifetime has always included AIDS. <br /><br /> Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic <br /> <br /> The CD was introduced the year they were born. <br /><br /> They have always had an answering machine. <br /> <br /> They have always had cable. <br /><br /> They cannot fathom not having a remote control. <br /><br /> Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show. <br /><br /> Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. <br /> <br /> They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. <br /><br /> They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are. <br /><br /> They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. <br /><br /> ! They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane". <br /><br /> They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is. <br /><br /> McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers. <br /><br /> They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter. <br /> <br /> Feeling a little older now? <br /><br /> Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. <br /><br /> Notice the larger type, that's for those of us who have trouble reading the tiny stuff. <br /><br /><br />AK Chappy
isco <br /> 2005:Costco <br /><br /> 1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut <br /> 2005: Children begging you to get their heads shaved <br /><br /> 1975: Passing the drivers' test <br /> 2005: Passing the vision test <br /> <br /> 1975:Whatever <br /> 2005epends <br /><br /> Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. <br /><br /> The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987. ! <br /><br /> They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. <br /><br /> Their lifetime has always included AIDS. <br /><br /> Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic <br /> <br /> The CD was introduced the year they were born. <br /><br /> They have always had an answering machine. <br /> <br /> They have always had cable. <br /><br /> They cannot fathom not having a remote control. <br /><br /> Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show. <br /><br /> Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. <br /> <br /> They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. <br /><br /> They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are. <br /><br /> They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. <br /><br /> ! They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane". <br /><br /> They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is. <br /><br /> McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers. <br /><br /> They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter. <br /> <br /> Feeling a little older now? <br /><br /> Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. <br /><br /> Notice the larger type, that's for those of us who have trouble reading the tiny stuff. <br /><br /><br />AK Chappy
