15 minutes

bowman316

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Last night I quit drinkin, Women, and smokin...

And it was the worst 15 minutes of my life!

Heard that in a new country song yesterday.
Thought it was one of the funniest lines i ever heard.
 

IVAZ

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Re: 15 minutes

Quitting women for 15 seconds sounds miserable enough.
 

bowman316

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Re: 15 minutes

I think he just meant womenizing, and sleeping around. but the song is by Rodney Atkins, and called 15 minutes.
 

rbh

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Re: 15 minutes

the songs young.
The jokes really really old but a good one
rob
 

jay_merrill

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Re: 15 minutes

Last night I quit drinkin, Women, and smokin...

And it was the worst 15 minutes of my life!

Heard that in a new country song yesterday.
Thought it was one of the funniest lines i ever heard.

Dang son! That ain't no country song! There's no mention of a pickup truck, a faithful dog, a cheatin wife ....

I think that's a "semi-rural" song. You know - as in, out in the country, but there's still a Starbucks in town.
 

MikDee

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Re: 15 minutes

Quitting women for 15 seconds sounds miserable enough.

You don't know my wife! :eek: :D

j/k she's the greatest ;)

Wait, she's standing behind me,,, right? :eek: Geez, Hon, I didn't mean nothin by that! What's that?,,, Fine!?,,, does that mean everythings ok,,, :confused:
 

bowman316

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Re: 15 minutes

but it IS about drinkin, smokin, and women! What more do you need?
 
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