10 Reasons God Created Eve

[LadyFish]

10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions.<br /><br />9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote.<br /><br />8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.<br /><br />7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for himself.<br /><br />6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.<br /><br />5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle childbearing.<br /><br />4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he put his tools.<br /><br />3. The scripture account of creation indicates Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.<br /><br />2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"<br /><br />1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, "I can do better than that."<br /><br /> <br />

 

[KennyKenCan]

Re: 10 Reasons God Created Eve

Yeah but, if God never made Eve, then Adam would have never had any reason to make an impression on her, and would have never eatten the forbidden fruit, and he would have lived happily ever-after in the Garden of Eden!<br /><br />Its all Eve's fault!!<br /><br />Typical women...

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: 10 Reasons God Created Eve

But who gets the flo-scan?

 

[Twidget]

Re: 10 Reasons God Created Eve

God created everything in 7 days and rested. He then created woman and no one has rested since.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: 10 Reasons God Created Eve

Originally posted by Twidget:<br /> God created everything in 7 days and rested. He then created woman and no one has rested since.

'NUFF SAID.

 

[Stratosfied]

Re: 10 Reasons God Created Eve

I will agree!

 

[snapperbait]

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awww.. Thats so nice, LF... <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Can I have the Flo-scan?

 

[Bart Sr.]

Re: 10 Reasons God Created Eve

Eve was the very first "Computer Operator"<br /><br />She had an Apple in one hand<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />And a Wang in the other.

 

[crab bait]

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GOD created eve,, to throw a monkeywrench into adam's happy little garden.. man shouldn't never be to happy, GOD deemed.. <br /><br />henceforth GOD also created the sayin' "life's a *****'

 

[Tinkerer]

Re: 10 Reasons God Created Eve

Originally posted by Bart Sr.:<br /> Eve was the very first "Computer Operator"<br /><br />She had an Apple in one hand<br />.<br />And a Wang in the other.

This might have lost a bit in translation across the Pacific.<br /><br />In certain circles here a wang ain't a computer (are there Wangs left?) , but it's definitely something that most blokes would be happy for their Eve to have in her hand.

 

[Mr.Ladyfish]

Re: 10 Reasons God Created Eve

10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions.

At least Adam knew that north was not straight up.

 

[NYMINUTE]

Re: 10 Reasons God Created Eve

Men: This is a ploy by women to get another candy-jewelry-gift holiday added to the already swelling list of days we must buy them these pricey and unnessasary items or objects of affection. Don't fall for it, it will delete your sense and empty your currently dry wallets.

 

[Frankhanhart]

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Adam was over-engineered, so God took out a rib to get him to idle better. It worked great, we men can idle when cooking is done, when the toilet is cleaned, when our shoulders are getting a rub down...and another thing I forgot (59 now)...or was it sixty-nine? Whatever...best idead God had at the time!!

 

[Twidget]

Re: 10 Reasons God Created Eve

I think you got it Tinkerer.