What goes VROOM, SCRECH,VROOM,SCRECH, VROOM,SCRECH?<br />answer, A Blonde going through a flashing red light.<br /><br />What is the deffinition of gross ignorance.<br />answer, 144 blondes
Where do blonds go to meet thier relatives, In the vegetable garden. (sorry Phill)<br /><br />Whats the Difference between a blond an an inflatable doll, About 2 cans of hair spray.<br /> <br /><br />why did the blond call the welefare office, She wanted to know how to cook food stamps.
Q How do you get a Blond out of a tree?<br /><br />A You wave at her.<br /><br />Q What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?<br /><br />A They are both empty from the neck up.<br /><br />Q Why do Blonds have tire tracks on thier backs?<br /><br />A From crawling across the street...
The owner of a Texas golf course was confused about paying an envoice, so he decided to ask his Blond secretary for some mathamatical help. He called her into his office and said "if I were to give you $20,000 Dollars, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" She replied "Everything but my...
