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    What do women really want?

    Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure...
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    HOW DID YOU BREAK YOUR ARM?

    HOW DID YOU BREAK YOUR ARM?<br /><br /><br />Conditions were perfect, twelve below,<br />No feelings of numbness, except in my toes.<br />T’was a skiing trip – early May,<br />A “Tell me when we’re having fun,” kind of day<br /><br />When one of the women needed a pit stop,<br />Her husband...
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    Some MD. Stories

    Some MD Stories <br /><br />1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her <br />baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted <br />the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I <br />noticed that there were several cabs -and I was...
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    It Must Be Spring

    Spring must be here. Every year we have a woodpecker that comes here; AND, starts pecking on our metal furnace exhaust. He is at it this morning, first time this year. It sounds like rapid taping -echos though the house. First year couldn't figure what was causing the noise until went out...
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    All seniors are not senile!

    Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by a 96 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times.<br /><br /><br /> Dear Sir:<br /><br /> I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to...
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    Monday Morning Test

    A friend sent this to me -- thought more might enjoy it.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />This is just to weird ~ give it a go and see what % you are... <br /><br /><br />You will be surprised, I promise... Have fun.<br /><br /><br />At the end of this message, you are asked a...
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