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    David's Job c&p

    "Little David was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, cook, policeman, janitor, journalist, salesman, doctor, garbage man, lawyer, etc. David was uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher...
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    Detective Boudreaux (My Inlaws)

    The Louisiana State Police received reports of illegal cockfights being held<br />in the area around Crowley, and duly dispatched the infamous Detective<br />Boudreaux to investigate. He reported to his sergeant the next morning.<br /><br />"Dey is tree main groups in dis **** fightin'" he...
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    Thank You! Iboats Gang

    I just wanted to tell you guys how much I appreciate this forum and it's people. I vacationed for a year in that lovely resort town of Tikrit, Iraq. I found you guys while looking for a used boat to buy. I have not bought the boat yet (long story). But what I did find is a place to...
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    what would you accept for "security"?

    Hey guys I read the thread on "string him up". Being over here in Iraq I am at a lost for news coverage other than the internet (slow), but I have gotten the jest of the incident from fox online. I would love to show this guy how some of my tools of the trade work. But I read something it the...
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    life in iraq

    Subject: How to Prepare for a Deployment to Iraq<br /><br />1. Sleep on a cot in the garage.<br /><br />2. Replace the garage door with a curtain.<br /><br />3. Six hours after you go to sleep, have your wife or girlfriend whip<br />open the curtain, shine a flashlight in your eyes and mumble...
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    Gotta love you mother-in-law

    Couple off years ago mother-in-law rents a pontoon boat and jetski for my coming home from Korea party. Get out to lake Sam Rayburn and pick up boat and ski from marina. Since i be the Army man I am defunct captain. Get this gaggle of wife, mother-in-law, sister-in-law and husband and friend...
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    what do i look for in used boat?

    Hey all,<br /> I am over in Iraq right now but planning on buying a used 18-22" bowrider for around $8,000 when I return. I am not boat smart at all. Other than gleaning info off iboat's forums, where can I got to get info on what to look for in a used boat so I dont get a lemon. Are there...
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