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  1. Tyme2fish

    I'm falling apart: Update

    As y'all know, I quitired (quit my job and retired) in January. I then had to buy my own insurance with a high deductible. That's when I started falling apart. At my yearly physical I told my doctor that I felt something was wrong in my abdomen. He ordered an MRI and we found out that I had...
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    Check your phone bill

    Have you ever really looked at your phone bill? I think this was posted before, but here's a rundown on my land line bill. Basic flat rate service $11.51 that's my basic bill, HOWEVER HERE WE GO Federal Access charge 5.53 9-1-1 Emerg System Billing for Floyd County .68 Fed Universal Service...
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    Caught in the act

    They told me they were old enough for their own room. So i fixed up a room for them in the basment, complete with bathroom. They were very specific on the lighting and humidity. I placed the lights just where they wanted them and controlled the humidity. I even fed them!! Then the other...
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    I got what was due to me.

    When I left my company on 1/26/2008 I was due 2 "special" holidays and vacation pay. They paid me my vacation but said "special" holidays could not be paid as I was no longer an active employee. Nobody told me squat in the 30 days I worked after giving notice that I had to take the special...
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    Relationships

    Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all threewill wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other...
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    What is fair?

    This past June my mother passed away. My sister and I then settled her estate with no will per the laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia. My mother bought her house from HER deceased mother's estate. I co-signed that loan and assumed the payments as mother had no monies. That was in 1979. I...
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    My Arkansas son-in-law

    I love my son-in-law, but I just had to post this. He uses a pressure washer when it's time to clean the bath tub and tile. You might be a redneck if.... !!!!!! :D:D
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    You might a boater if/fisherman if......

    These should be said in the same manner as you might be a redneck if..... You might be a boater if.......you attempt to repair a cracked fiberglass bathtub with 5200. You used a Rule Automatic bilge pump in your basement, when the floor drain backed up due to high ground water. You convinced...
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    I have questions....

    If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a...
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    Alaska King salmon fishing trip

    Here's the offer to me. Trip to Alaska for King Salmon in Late May or Early June? I can take up to 12 people in 2 cabins. Cost is $745 per person. That is a reduction in price of $50.00 ... NOW here is what is included in that. 3 Guided Fishing Trips for Salmon on the Kenai and Kasilof rivers...
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    Tyme's last week:They want me to stay

    Manager talked to me last night and really wants me stay. Says, "Take February off and then let me know if you want to come back." I told the manager that February off will just tease me and not get me used to "retirement." I didn't slam the door in the manager's face, but I did say, "Don't...
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    Letter From My Broadband Provider

    Note. The names have been changed to protect the guilty. Dear Tyme2fish, Welcome to XYZ REWARDS. As you are now coming to the end of your special 12-month offer, I want to take a moment to say "thanks for your business," and also introduce you to our cool new XYZ REWARDS program. When your...
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    Investment decision

    In anticipation of my upcoming retirement, I closed an account with Fidelity and requested funds be sent by check to me. My question: How should I invest or spend the sum of $2.24 (Two dollars and twenty-four cents) that was in the Fidelity account? :confused::confused:
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    Stupid Vacation Policy

    As you know from "Should I retire" post, the company I work for has an idiotic vacation policy. We rank our request 1,2,3,4 as to which request is most important. My numbers 4 and 3 were denied. One request (4) for February and one request (3) for April. July was accepted as was October. Fifty...
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    Should I retire. Update

    Thank you to everyone for your replies and insights. I've finally made up my mind and here are my reasons. First, an admission or acknowledgement of my occupation. I am a Pharmacist and work 3rd shift for a major drug chain. The company I've worked with for 21.4 years has just been doing...
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    Bad Omens Part II another C and P

    This is another copy and paste from the same author as before. This guy is one good writer. Danged if it didn't happen again! Was gonna go fishing Thursday morning, as the weather man said it was going to be at least partly sunny and near 40 degrees. Got everything ready to go Wednesday...
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    C and P from another site.

    I just haven't gotten out to fish much lately. I wonder if I'm getting older. Is it possible somebody's trying to tell me something. Just seems like each time I'm about to get the hankering to go, something last minute jumps up and causes me to pause, reflect, wonder if I ought to or not. Get...
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    Sold the old homestead

    Closing is Thursday for selling my mother's house. That house has been in our family for over 80 years. I have too many memories of the place to begin to share any. It's the house I was brought home to after I was born. I'm not celebrating the "letting go" of this home. Very sad day for me.:(:(
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    Lures and allure

    My son brought his girlfriend over for Thangsgiving dinner. I was admiring the sweater she was wearing. Black with silver glitter. I was wondering why I liked her sweater. Then I realized, "Thats the pattern from a crappie grub I have." So I went out to the boat barn, got out my grub bag and...
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    Magazines To Our Soldiers

    How can I send magazines to our troops? Instead of just throwing away Boating world,Boating Life, ESPN,etc, what address can I use to send these mags to our troops overseas?:confused::confused:
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