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  1. Tyme2fish

    Add me to the list.

    I met my boating partner at the ramp right before sun up. He always has trouble starting my boat, so I'm always behind the boat wheel and he backs up the last few feet to launch. His last words were, "Did you untie all the straps. The boat will not come off the trailer. I then realize that I...
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    Big thanks to Kiwi Phil

    I just received my package of spoons from Kiwi Phil. I received 22 lures (spoons) in exchange for one old stinky T-Shirt.:eek::eek: A big, big, thank you to Phil and his brother.:D:D:D
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    Thanks on alerts to Mods?

    Are there ever any thanks or comments sent to the "alerter" on inappropriate posts? I don't want to hit the alert button in a frenzy, but if I see a "bad" post I'll hit the alert button. Is there ever feedback on this action? Really, I'm just trying to help the Mods. Might get some brownie points.:p
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    Location of boat name?

    Here's my boat. I'm wanting to name her Tyme2fish. Any ideas on location of decals?Towards the stern on the upper blue section? Bow blue or white area? Don't want to be an idiot and place name in the wrong location
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    Need Help?

    Saw a billboard that said: 'Need help, call Jesus.' 1-800-005-3787 ...Out of curiosity, I called. A Mexican showed up with a tow truck
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    First shave in 15 years

    It's hot in Southern Indiana so I got a wild hair (pun intended) and shaved my beard of 15 years. The first pic is after I "let" it go for 6 months. Second pic is me chin naked.:eek::eek: I didn't know I had waddle chins!!! Guess I'll grow it back as soon as the weather turns colder.
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    Broken Tub

    Our hot tub is under repair. The wife and I wanted to use it last night and I told her I could hook up the trolling motor to it to act like jets and circulate the water. I might be a redneck. Well off redneck but redneck just the same!!!:D:D
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    Mods, example of problem

    Here's what happens when I type in that word. pur*******************
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    Mods, I have a problem

    I cannot type in the word with the first letter P second letter U third letter R, 4th letter C 5th H 6th A 7th S 8th E P U R C H A S E It comes out with the first 3 letters followed by asteriks or those starry things. What's going on with this?? :confused::confused: I just change the word to...
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    New use for Windex

    When you get the urge to run around naked, just lightly spray a little Windex on yourself. How does this help? Everyone knows Windex helps prevent streaking.:D:D
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    I'm falling apart: Update

    As y'all know, I quitired (quit my job and retired) in January. I then had to buy my own insurance with a high deductible. That's when I started falling apart. At my yearly physical I told my doctor that I felt something was wrong in my abdomen. He ordered an MRI and we found out that I had...
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    Check your phone bill

    Have you ever really looked at your phone bill? I think this was posted before, but here's a rundown on my land line bill. Basic flat rate service $11.51 that's my basic bill, HOWEVER HERE WE GO Federal Access charge 5.53 9-1-1 Emerg System Billing for Floyd County .68 Fed Universal Service...
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    Caught in the act

    They told me they were old enough for their own room. So i fixed up a room for them in the basment, complete with bathroom. They were very specific on the lighting and humidity. I placed the lights just where they wanted them and controlled the humidity. I even fed them!! Then the other...
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    I got what was due to me.

    When I left my company on 1/26/2008 I was due 2 "special" holidays and vacation pay. They paid me my vacation but said "special" holidays could not be paid as I was no longer an active employee. Nobody told me squat in the 30 days I worked after giving notice that I had to take the special...
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    Relationships

    Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all threewill wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other...
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    What is fair?

    This past June my mother passed away. My sister and I then settled her estate with no will per the laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia. My mother bought her house from HER deceased mother's estate. I co-signed that loan and assumed the payments as mother had no monies. That was in 1979. I...
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    My Arkansas son-in-law

    I love my son-in-law, but I just had to post this. He uses a pressure washer when it's time to clean the bath tub and tile. You might be a redneck if.... !!!!!! :D:D
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    You might a boater if/fisherman if......

    These should be said in the same manner as you might be a redneck if..... You might be a boater if.......you attempt to repair a cracked fiberglass bathtub with 5200. You used a Rule Automatic bilge pump in your basement, when the floor drain backed up due to high ground water. You convinced...
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    I have questions....

    If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a...
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    Alaska King salmon fishing trip

    Here's the offer to me. Trip to Alaska for King Salmon in Late May or Early June? I can take up to 12 people in 2 cabins. Cost is $745 per person. That is a reduction in price of $50.00 ... NOW here is what is included in that. 3 Guided Fishing Trips for Salmon on the Kenai and Kasilof rivers...
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