jaxnjil
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jill just sent this over. new to me so thought i would post.
see what lady fish thinks
An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing
construction
work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and
cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch,
I'm
going to jump off this building.'
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos
again!
If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'
The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I
get
a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned
beef
and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to
his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If
I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
would have given it to him again!'
The Mexicans' wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him
tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'
(Oh this is GOOD!!)
Everyone turned and stared at the blondes' wife. The blondes'
wife said,
'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'
see what lady fish thinks
An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing
construction
work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and
cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch,
I'm
going to jump off this building.'
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos
again!
If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'
The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I
get
a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned
beef
and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to
his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If
I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
would have given it to him again!'
The Mexicans' wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him
tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'
(Oh this is GOOD!!)
Everyone turned and stared at the blondes' wife. The blondes'
wife said,
'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'
