Re: Republicans and Democrats arguing
WillyBWright said:
As the elephant and the donkey have not yet become official symbols of the Democrat and Republican parties, might we kick about the following choices that we pulled from an old trunk?
Why the Snake may be a better choice than the Donkey or Elephant - The snake is sly, slithery, likes to crawl on its belly and doesn't beat around the bush.
Why the Fox may be a better choice than the Donkey or Elephant - The fox is also sly, cunning and a little lazy, especially in the heat.
Why the Crocodile may be a better choice than the Donkey or Elephant - The crocodile is capable of shedding tears, and has a tough hide which is worth a bundle.
Why the Chameleon may be a better choice than the Donkey or Elephant - The chameleon is capable of changing colors and spends most of its time buried in the soil.
Why the Monkey may be a better choice than the Donkey or Elephant - A monkey is smart enough to punch out a chad.
Why the chicken may be a better choice than the Donkey or Elephant - A chicken knows how to cackle, lay rotten eggs, crow and strut. Oh. And they know how to be a chicken, too.
Hopefully, one day, one party will adopt the dove as their party symbol.
