What the heck just happened?

[ZmOz]

It's midnight, and the house is quiet. I'm the only one home and the cat is sleeping in the garage. I was standing outside having a smoke when I heard a loud crash. I came inside to find a wine glass, which was sitting on a table clean and empty, shattered all over the place, stem still standing. There are peices on the floor about 4' away. Nothing else is disturbed, and I see no projectiles of any kind.

What the hell just happened?

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: What the heck just happened?

I ain't telling.
Them little buddies.

Was it live or was it memorex?

 

[ricksrster]

Re: What the heck just happened?

Who ya going to call?

 

[Vlad D Impeller]

Re: What the heck just happened?

Not me, i was not nearby.

1. Could've been a frequency sound not heard by you, but resonated with the glass.

2. A blast of expelled air produced by a certain Latex Amphibian.

 

[aspeck]

Re: What the heck just happened?

I was at home, in bed, when it happened. My wife will be my witness. It wasn't me! Honest, it wasn't.

 

[kenmyfam]

Re: What the heck just happened?

Are you sure you only have 1 cat !!!!

 

[WillyBWright]

Re: What the heck just happened?

Pellet rifle.

 

[Bob_VT]

Re: What the heck just happened?

It was aspeck!!! He lied and now he has his wife backing him up! I bet a good old fashioned FBI raid on his house to secure his computer..... the FBI CSI team will find the mapquest traces in his computer.....

Zmoz go outside and examine your driveway..... see those Denali tire tracks???? Smell them....... do they smell like Pennsylvania? Carefully cover them up........ evidence!

Aspeck good job!

 

[JB]

Re: What the heck just happened?

Oh, good.!

It worked.

 

[Bob_VT]

Re: What the heck just happened?

BTW if you can't find Denali tire tracks.........aspeck used his black helicopter!

 

[Bob_VT]

Re: What the heck just happened?

Actual answer..........

U.S. marijuana even stronger than before

http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSN2542461720070425?feedType=RSS

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

Re: What the heck just happened?

Actual answer..........

U.S. marijuana even stronger than before

http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSN2542461720070425?feedType=RSS

How do you know what he was smoking Bob? was you with him?

 

[SuperNova]

Re: What the heck just happened?

Sorry ZmOz, I just saw your post and I have to apologize. I just got done installing my new airhorns and I tested them out. I'll pay for the wineglass. My bad.
--
Stan

 

[bruceb58]

Re: What the heck just happened?

I'll say it before imported_coors gets here...it was the commies.

 

[SuperNova]

Re: What the heck just happened?

You don't think he would say it was the liberals?

 

[POINTER94]

Re: What the heck just happened?

Check and see if there was any sizmic (earthquake) activity?

 

[bruceb58]

Re: What the heck just happened?

You don't think he would say it was the liberals?

No...I am sure he would say the commies. He only uses the word "liberals" for taxes...this would be an area that he would use "commies".

 

[Coors]

Re: What the heck just happened?

How about left wing loonies?

 

[puddle jumper]

Re: What the heck just happened?

First of all what was in the wine glass.If its that volitile well ether hide it from the goverment becouse it has to be illegal or sell it to the oil companies so our fuel prices would come down.Anyway you look at it dont keep it in the house.

 

[Tail_Gunner]

Re: What the heck just happened?

How do you know what he was smoking Bob? was you with him?

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