smoking neighbor

Landscaping Wiz 808

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Re: smoking neighbor

coolguy147 = ladykiller deluxe!! A regular Don Juan!! :D:D

I don't know, you were able to get her in the water rather quickly. I think you may be underestimating your persuasive skills! Next time you see her the engine probably won't start again............that's the sound of opportunity knocking!

Mothers lock up your daughters, there's a land shark on the prowl!:cool:

BOB
 

tashasdaddy

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this is a classic case of old men, living vicariously, thru an young mans eyes. what they are telling you, is what they wanted to do when they were your age, but did not have the NADS to do it.

Just remember EYE CANDY, can get you big trouble.
 

mike64

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...If she was blond, I would have told her that I was blind and I wouldn't be able to see her breasts anyway........Good reason to stare :D

That's what sunglasses are for :cool:
 

Gary H NC

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I used to live on the lake and about 4 doors down was these two college age girls....smokin hot!

They would lay out topless on the top of their boat house!
Every time i left my dock i had to pass them to get to the main channel...
Several times i got a good flash and a wave from them.
One day they stopped me and asked if i could pull them on the tube behind the boat.
I thought about it and figured whats the harm?
I was in my late 20's at the time.
Everytime they would fall off the tube they lost the little bikini!!:eek:

What a shame they climbed in the boat butt naked but i was a good guy and gave them a beach towel to wrap in until i circled around and found the bikini..
Man,what a summer that was!! To be young again!!:p
 

coolguy147

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Re: smoking neighbor

i got to get me some sweet glasses

i didnt do anything tasha haha u cant get anything on me:eek:
 

avenger79

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could have offered to hold her top for her as she jumped on board. LOL

Just remember if it has wheels or a skirt you can't afford it, nothing says you can't dream though.
 

coolguy147

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could have offered to hold her top for her as she jumped on board. LOL

Just remember if it has wheels or a skirt you can't afford it, nothing says you can't dream though.

they say dreams can come true though:D
 

Gary H NC

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I know you will be waiting to see her the next time she shows up at the dock!

Pics man! We need pics!! lol!!!:D
 

Landscaping Wiz 808

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this is a classic case of old men, living vicariously, thru an young mans eyes. what they are telling you, is what they wanted to do when they were your age, but did not have the NADS to do it.

I guess we never had the proper encouragement!:D

BOB
 

lowkee

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A reminder to helpers to also take a refresher look at their own ring fingers, as well. If it were me, I'd have to say, "Dang! It's already occupied!"

Fingers are long, I'm sure you can fit at least a few more rings on there ;)

"I think we're gunna need a bigger bed!" - Jaws, Mormon edition :eek:
 

coolguy147

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well u know i wouldnt be worried about her all the way i guess


i wanna see her bring her friends next time lol:D;):eek:
 
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