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    Actual sign posted at a golf club

    1. Back Straight, Knees Bent, Feet Shoulder Width Apart. 2. Form A Loose Grip. 3. Keep Your Head Down! 4. Avoid A Quick Back Swing. 5. Stay Out Of The Water. 6. Try Not To Hit Anyone. 7. If You Are Taking Too Long, Let...
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    Agree or Disagree

    This is long but this retired CSM lets it all hang out! This should be sent to every person in the USA and that includes the President and the rest of our country's leaders... I could have not said it better myself!! It's time we as Americans stood together Agree or Disagree Insight of a...
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    WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES

    WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES... Husband's note on refrigerator for wife: Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal. I didn't know you liked beer.
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    HEALTH QUESTION

    HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION <br /><br />Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? <br /><br />A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make...
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    Peace Plan

    THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN<br /><br />This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since<br />9/11/01. Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan<br />><br />>what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this<br />> message. I see a lot of...
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    Out Of Oil

    A lot of folks can't understand <br />how we came to have <br />an oil shortage here in America. <br />~~~ <br />Well, there's a very simple answer. <br />~~~ <br />Nobody bothered to check the oil. <br />~~~ <br />We just didn't know we were getting low. <br />~~~ <br />The reason for that is...
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    Psycho Test

    Read this question, come up with an answer, and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. I only know one person who got the right answer so far.<br /><br /><br /> A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did not...
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    Good, The Bad, The Ugly

    The Good, The Bad, The Ugly <br />> <br />> <br />> Good: Your wife is pregnant. <br />> Bad: It's triplets. <br />> Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. <br />> <br />> <br />> Good: Your wife's not talking to you. <br />> Bad: She wants a divorce. <br />> Ugly: She's a lawyer. <br />> <br...
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    +!Medical Attention!+

    The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. <br /><br />Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. <br /><br />Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health Human Services) <br /><br />The number of gun owners in the U.S. is...
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    bull

    A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said,"He mated 50 times last year." They walked a little further and saw...
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    Anyone else working Christmas?

    Yepper, some of us have to keep things chugging along! At work here and not by choice. Its all good, will do the santa thing when I get off. I would also like to extend my very best wishes to IBoats and all its members, and a happy new year.I do not post much, but logon every day to read posts...
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    HDTV help

    A chum of mine was over the other day and asked what the hell was that thing I called TV was…. Well it’s a 19in foreign made POS that makes everyone look like cone heads. Its about 9 yrs old, and yes it needs to be trashed and replaced. Easy enough got Gods (wifeepoo) permit ion to get a new...
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    HDTV help

    A chum of mine was over the other day and asked what the hell was that thing I called TV was…. Well it’s a 19in foreign made POS that makes everyone look like cone heads. Its about 9 yrs old, and yes it needs to be trashed and replaced. Easy enough got Gods (wifeepoo) permit ion to get a new...
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    HELP

    Hi this is 88spl's daughter Brooke! And in my science class we are to do a report on anything related to science. Well what im wanting to do my report on is the Black Mamba snake! If you happen to know anything about this snake or any websites that i can find information about this snake please...
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    Do you feel Humans take the earth for granted?

    Do you feel humans take the earth for granted?<br /> Yes or No<br />If yes then why?
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