Re: Snake in your pants?
Reminds me of the story about this guy who happined to be a man of color who got drunk and passed out in the woods. As he slept a black snake crawed into his pants . He woke up and had to use the bathroom and just as he started to do so the black snake poked its head out from the zipper opening. The guy who was still drunk looked at the snake and said "Mr (censored) Ive been knowins you for a long long time. but this be the first time I ever noticed that YOU HAD EYES' lol