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[NewfieDan]

The other day the Admirala asked what's on TV. I replied "dust". And the fight started...

One day she asked, "Do these pants make me look fat? No your fat butt makes you look fat. And the fight started....

 

[NewfieDan]

Recently McMaster University performed a study. It was to study the results of a woman during her "peak". During the study it was revealed that there were four different peaks during an aroused state. They are paraphrased in no particular order below:

One was the positive peak, and can be distinguished by words such as "Oh Yes, Oh Yes I'm about to..."

The second was the negative peak, and can be distinguished by words such as, "Oh No, Oh No, I'm going to...."

The third was the religious peak. This can be identified by such words as "Oh God, Oh God, I''m about to....

Although never personally experienced, the third peak was the fake peak. This can be distinguished by words such as "Oh Dan, Oh Dan, I'm about to..."

 

[gm280]

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative in the same night...

Why is it that it takes only one match to start a forest fire, but takes an entire box of them to start a campfire?

I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder...

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Just remember that when you go to court, you are putting your fate in the hands of twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty... :facepalm:

 

[series9]

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One of my favorites.

 

[sam60]

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[foodfisher]

Beginnings of a new v-hull platform.

 

[sam60]

Tried to embed..... one of my favorite math lessons.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xhp3ac_ma-amp-pa-kettle-math_tech

 

[gm280]

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it.

Inside me there is a thin person trying to get out. But I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it.

All you need to grow a great lawn is a crack in your driveway...

 

[redneck joe]

 

[gm280]

Last cast usually means 15 to 30 minutes for me. What really gets me off the water is when I start to think about how I have to drive home yet... :facepalm:

 

[gm280]

Don't worry if plan "A" fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

Most of the time when you cry, nobody see your tears, most of the time when you're worried, nobody feels your pain, most of the time when you're happy, nobody see your smile, but when you fart just one time....

To make a mistake is human, to blame someone else, that's even more human...

Always remember you're unique, just like everybody else!

 

[bassman284]

Last cast usually means 15 to 30 minutes for me. What really gets me off the water is when I start to think about how I have to drive home yet... :facepalm:

A friend and I came up with the deal that the last cast must be a QUALITY cast. It might take several tries to get a cast good enough to be the official last cast.

 

[southkogs]

A friend and I came up with the deal that the last cast must be a QUALITY cast. It might take several tries to get a cast good enough to be the official last cast.

I've just started defaulting to, "just one more fish."

 

[redneck joe]

I've just started defaulting to, "just one more fish."

so sometimes you spend the night on the water?

 

[southkogs]

so sometimes you spend the night on the water?

... if it get's that bad, I just hook one from the kreel back on and toss it out for a second or three. :facepalm:

 

[gm280]

Okay folks you can't even make this up...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/...ufos_n_7554206.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

UFO's over the Lock Ness Monster... :facepalm:

 

[WIMUSKY]

If I need one, I want this one:

 

[sam60]

http://www.tvraaca.org/oldmovies.htm#story

 

[redneck joe]

dad got this while walking on the beach at their place on Lopez Island last week

 

[nwcove]

...........ok.....20 second limit !!