Mens Helpline

HighTrim

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Letter to a men's helpline...

Hi Dave, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or, do I need to replace the whole bracket?

:)
 

ncnjeremy

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Re: Mens Helpline

Oh my god that is crazy!!!! Funny, but not funny!!!
 

lamphega

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Re: Mens Helpline

Quick-empty your joint checkbook by making a huge down payment on a new boat.
 

tpenfield

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Re: Mens Helpline

This one has been making the rounds, I saw it over on ABC a while ago . . .;)
 

boobie

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Re: Mens Helpline

Get on the Jerry Springer show. You'll make some bucks. LOL.
 

1946Zephyr

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Re: Mens Helpline

Good one Chris. Nothin like a good chuckle to end the Thanksgiving day. :D:D
 

oldcatamount

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Re: Mens Helpline

Anything can be welded...even the ring onto your wife's finger!
 

jasper60103

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Re: Mens Helpline

The important thing is you found the problem, not how you discovered it. :D
 

jbcurt00

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Re: Mens Helpline

Congrats on finding the crack before it spread to catastrophic failure! Unlike your wife's vows :eek:

Hey, this reminds me:
My dad shot his first turkey Wed!

Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food aisle!:D

Made it home w/ the 'new' boat! Warden is concerned about pending purchases...... Have a great weekend!
 

Mas

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Re: Mens Helpline

The swivel post probably needs to be lubed before the crack gets wider?

Mas
 

1946Zephyr

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Re: Mens Helpline

This all makes me want to go down to the frozen food isle and stick my head in the cooler and start yellin' LOL
 

mekkamaz

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Re: Mens Helpline

Very good one...here I am trying to stop laughing!!!
 
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