Light Summer Reading

[NYMINUTE]

For a light summer read, the following list of "Worlds Thinnest Books" might be useful. <br /><br />> > World's Thinnest Books<br />> ><br />> > FRENCH WAR HEROES<br />> > by Jacques Chirac<br />> ><br />> > HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY<br />> > by Jane Fonda<br />> ><br />> > MY BEAUTY SECRETS<br />> > by Janet Reno<br />> ><br />> > HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE<br />> > by John Denver<br />> ><br />> > MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS<br />> > by Dan Marino<br />> ><br />> > THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL<br />> > by Hillary Clinton<br />> ><br />> > MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE<br />> > by Osama Bin Laden<br />> ><br />> > THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD<br />> > by Bill Gates<br />> ><br />> > THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY<br />> > by Dennis Rodman<br />> ><br />> > MY WILD YEARS<br />> > by Al Gore<br />> ><br />> > AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC<br />> ><br />> > AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS<br />> ><br />> > DETROIT: a Travel Guide<br />> ><br />> > A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. J. Kevorkian<br />> ><br />> > ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED<br />> > by Ellen de Generes<br />> ><br />> > GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE<br />> > by Mike Tyson<br />> ><br />> > SPOTTED OWL RECIPES<br />> > by the EPA<br />> ><br />> > THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY<br />> ><br />> > MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS<br />> > by O. J. Simpson<br />> ><br />> > And the world's Number One Thinnest Book<br />> ><br />> > MY BOOK OF MORALS<br />> > by Bill Clinton<br />> > with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson

 

[Drowned Rat]

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[SoulWinner]

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Love it

 

[NYMINUTE]

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New release:<br />My Summer Baseball Highlights, by Barry Bonds<br /><br />Career Out Looks, by Michael Jackson

 

[dolluper]

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Put that boat in the water quick before the dogs eat it

 

[Twidget]

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Funniest German Jokes of all time.

 

[Realgun]

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Pretty acurate!~

 

[NYMINUTE]

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Missing Persons We Have Located....Aruba PD, forward by Gary Condit.

 

[Boomyal]

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MY WILD YEARS<br /> by Al Gore<br /><br />Gotta be my favorite. He was just a wild and crazy guy. at least in his own mind.

 

[Link]

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Been away for a week..<br />How I invented the internet with tech info by ALGORE!

 

[KaGee]

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I suggest "Underneath the Bleachers" by Seymore Butts.

 

[kenimpzoom]

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I liked in the movie Airplane!<br /><br />FAMOUS JEWISH SPORTS LEGENDS<br /><br />Ken

 

[NYMINUTE]

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Lawful Living....Richard Nixon <br />My Happy Memories of Bonnie....Bob Blake, with half of Hollywood.<br />Career Highlights....Ryan Leaf<br />2005 Stanley Cup Highlights....NHL Players Union with preface by the NHL Owners.<br />My Diet Secrets: Sally Struthers

 

[KaGee]

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Originally posted by NYMINUTE:<br /> My Diet Secrets: Sally Struthers

Would that be the "SeeFood" diet??

 

[NYMINUTE]

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Originally posted by KaGee:<br />

Originally posted by NYMINUTE:<br /> My Diet Secrets: Sally Struthers

Would that be the "SeeFood" diet??

No...She eats the little kids that are starving, and their food. It is the donation diet. Yummy

 

[gaugeguy]

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MY PLAN by John Kerry

 

[Limited-Time]

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Thanks for the big grin on a Friday afternoon!!

 

[Boomyal]

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Originally posted by KenImpZoom:<br /> I liked in the movie Airplane!<br /><br />FAMOUS JEWISH SPORTS LEGENDS<br /><br />Ken

Hey Ken, don't forget Mark Spitz! But I guess that would still be light reading if he's the only one.