Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

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I realize it's a simple typo... but I am preeeeety sure a 200$ transom prolly won't stand up to 700 horsepower. LOL
 
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It never ceases to amaze me how some sellers assume everyone is just plain stupid. I misread the add for the Terrarium, I thought it said seller will pay $400.00 to have it removed from the property, me just stooped.
 
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I read an ad for a boat that went something like he had just raped his boat for the winter. I thought I would be a smart aleck and responded with most people wrap their boats and raping was not cool, believe it or not they never changed the ad. Another ad was selling a mustang and clearly the car was Pontiac GTO aka Judge, I told him the picture was not a ford and further a GTO was worth more than a Mustang. They never changed he ad..
 
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I get the feeling this guy wants the boat gone. I wonder if he's willing to move on the price?
 
redneck joe

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roffey said:
I read an ad for a boat that went something like he had just raped his boat for the winter. I thought I would be a smart aleck and responded with most people wrap their boats and raping was not cool, believe it or not they never changed the ad. Another ad was selling a mustang and clearly the car was Pontiac GTO aka Judge, I told him the picture was not a ford and further a GTO was worth more than a Mustang. They never changed he ad..
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Literally right before i clicked over here i sent a text to this cat offering my help, as politly as possible, to help him craft his ad better. Waiting for a reply...


https://nashville.craigslist.org/boa/d/19-playtime-boat-volvo-penta/6359529180.html
 
roffey

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tomhath said:
I get the feeling this guy wants the boat gone. I wonder if he's willing to move on the price?
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Makes you wonder what he would do if you rolled up in your truck and said, I'll take it right now, you pay me $200.... and help me hook up to the truck..
 
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roffey said:
Makes you wonder what he would do if you rolled up in your truck and said, I'll take it right now, you pay me $200.... and help me hook up to the truck..
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This isn't a rotten glass heap, it's an 60's aluminum 22' Starcraft Chief and very desirable in the restoration niche.

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roffey

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k, shows what I know about tin boats, lol.

,,,but if he wants it gone that badly and you showed up with a tow rig ready to go....
 
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roffey said:
k, show what I know about tin boats, lol.

,,,but if he wants it gone that badly and you showed up with a tow rig ready to go....
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Looking at the ad again, I wonder if he means he'll remove the craigslist ad when the boat is sold?
 
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redneck joe said:
https://springfield.craigslist.org/boa/d/boat-on-new-trailer/6328394284.html



just hurts my brain reading it, then there is the pic....
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just to keep for posterity....

"The trailer pulls very good, I never pulled something this little down I-44 before. I have a 5 hp motor on it. I hardly ever used it. It spent most time tilted up. Trolling motor is 30. I used it more than motor, I had it couple years before I bought motor.I always keep boat motors in garage, even the boat was in garage. Now with everything on trailer it is under a camper shell with tarp. E-mail is better to see what you think. "
 
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