Flyin1500
Petty Officer 3rd Class
- Joined
- May 31, 2007
- Messages
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A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on
vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine
alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high
prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with
the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well
then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of
shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go
on and give it a try?"
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he
spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun
in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9- foot gator
swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim,
shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7
more dead gators, all lying belly up.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in
frustration, "CRAP ! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"
vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine
alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high
prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with
the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well
then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of
shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go
on and give it a try?"
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he
spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun
in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9- foot gator
swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim,
shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7
more dead gators, all lying belly up.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in
frustration, "CRAP ! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"
