An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves. <br />The lad asked, "What is this, father?" <br /><br />The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is." <br /><br />While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls. <br /><br />The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out. <br /><br />The father looked at his son anxiously and said, ..<br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />"Go get your mother."
