ALWAYS keep it simple, stupid!

Andy'sDelight

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I rewired my boat this offseason and created a new dashboard. To do this I obviously had my console apart for most of the job. When I finally finished up and tested everything at home the engine wouldn't turn at all, and I realized that the main plug harness pulled apart a little from having the console opened and pulled away. Easy fix, secured the plug back together and it fired right up no problems.

Fast forward to last week I dropped it in the slip and took the Admiral for a nice 80 degree March day for Stripers. All systems go, electronics worked great, engine firing without issues it looked like my hard work really paid off. After multiple moves and a stop at a waterside restaurant for lunch shutting down and restarting the engine multiple times without issue, it was finally time to call it a day and head in. Turn the key....nothing. Check the kill switch, turn the key...nothing. Immediately I figure maybe the plug came loose and was thankful I brought my toolbox for this shakedown/fishing trip. Opened the dashboard and the console out on the water at anchor, took apart the plug, reconnected it...nothing. Checked all wiring...nothing. Started to think the plug might be bad from disconnecting and reconnecting it a couple times, started looking for my crimp connectors and shrinktube. Well, didn't pack those in the tool box and started trying to think of a way I could jerry rig the wire connections together before I cut them and keep them from touching each other and shorting out. Meanwhile the Admiral is trying to give her 2 cents the whole time. Finally she says "should the boat be in gear when you start it?" in her sweet little tone. I, thinking she means that I should try to start it while in gear, start my aggravated can't find an answer grumble tone "of course it shouldn't be started in gear grumble grumble rabble rabble, you want the boat to take off on us and throw us overboard grumble grumble rabble rabble!!??!!"......She patiently responds in her sweet tone "baby, I think the boat's in gear". I look over the now disconnected dash and console that I have all unbuttoned out at sea and see that, sure enough, boat was in gear. Put it in neutral, turn key, fires right up.

Now had I not had this issue at home my second thought after checking the kill switch would have been to see if it's in gear. But because it happened at home, I immediately threw out the obvious and went right to the most difficult thing to check. Worst part is if I had crimp connectors and shrink tubing I would have cut out the harness plug and directly wired all of the wires together for nothing. Moral of the story....ALWAYS check the simple things first even if there's evidence that the more complicated items might be at fault. Save yourself the embarrassment of having to put your entire console back together at sea while the Admiral is so sweetly telling you "I told you so". :facepalm:
 

iCam

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Re: ALWAYS keep it simple, stupid!

Been there, and done that. Not just on the water, but at work. Keeps me from getting a big head.
 

robert graham

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Re: ALWAYS keep it simple, stupid!

Better keep your little "admiral" in the boat from now on!....she can be your troubleshooter!;)
 

tomdinwv

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Re: ALWAYS keep it simple, stupid!

See, what happened is you bumped the lever into gear while you were working on the console. You DID have a bad connection under the console that was causing the trouble but you just didn't notice you bumped the throttle while you were fixing the real problem. If the Mrs. don't believe that just tell her to ask me. I'll stand behind that story 100%.:rolleyes:
 

JoLin

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Re: ALWAYS keep it simple, stupid!

See, what happened is you bumped the lever into gear while you were working on the console. You DID have a bad connection under the console that was causing the trouble but you just didn't notice you bumped the throttle while you were fixing the real problem. If the Mrs. don't believe that just tell her to ask me. I'll stand behind that story 100%.:rolleyes:

Definitely the way I'd play it, too if I had done that (which I have, btw). If I remember correctly, I was so excited about making a 'picture perfect landing' at the dock, I immediately killed the motors so I couldn't screw it up.

Next time I went to fire 'em up, well, you can figure it out. 10 minutes of troubleshooting and one red face... and we were on our way.
 

Andy'sDelight

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Re: ALWAYS keep it simple, stupid!

See, what happened is you bumped the lever into gear while you were working on the console. You DID have a bad connection under the console that was causing the trouble but you just didn't notice you bumped the throttle while you were fixing the real problem. If the Mrs. don't believe that just tell her to ask me. I'll stand behind that story 100%.:rolleyes:

Haha, that's true I'd love to. Thankfully I realized on my last trip a couple days ago that I must have accidentally bumped it going to change the song on the radio while anchored. I hit the throttle with my elbow just enough to move it in gear, only this time I thankfully caught myself when I did.
 

Mel Taylor

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Re: ALWAYS keep it simple, stupid!

The high tech equivalent of connecting the hose on a portable gas tank with the arrow on the priming bulb pointing the wrong way. It's amazing how long it can take one to figure out why the motor won't start and keep running.
 

bassman284

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Re: ALWAYS keep it simple, stupid!

The high tech equivalent of connecting the hose on a portable gas tank with the arrow on the priming bulb pointing the wrong way. It's amazing how long it can take one to figure out why the motor won't start and keep running.

I did that back in 2001 when giving a water demo to a lady who wanted to buy my jon boat. Hose was less than a year old but it felt like the bulb was shot. I was telling her that this new hose apparently was bad and we woud have to put off the water test when I took my first close look at the bulb. Then I said, "It's really important if you ever take the hose off the tank for any reason that you pay close attention to this arrrow when you put it back on." I reversed the hose, gave a few pump, pulled the cord and got a nice purr.

I never did figure out why I took the hose off in the first place.
 
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