The rings of Marriage

CheapboatKev

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There are many, many rings of marriage..

The Engagement ring


The Wedding Ring

And then of course


The Suffer RING

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Re: The rings of Marriage

I call it "the cuff of death" because it's the end of life as you know it :facepalm:
 
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Re: The rings of Marriage

EDIT: Think about this a bit. Is this a kind and gentle way to treat your marriage and the woman you chose for a lifetime companion?

I apologize for my harsh reaction. I realize it is humor but wonder if anyone else sees it as unkind humor.
 
CheapboatKev

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Re: The rings of Marriage

JB said:
Whine, whine, snivel, snivel.:facepalm:

Just give it up or worse, have it taken away from you, and see how cruelly you continue to insult the woman you chose as a life companion and partner.
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Relax JB..all in jest


Jest waiting...lol
 
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Re: The rings of Marriage

JB said:
Whine, whine, snivel, snivel.:facepalm:

Just give it up or worse, have it taken away from you, and see how cruelly you continue to insult the woman you chose as a life companion and partner.
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It was never intended for us men to understand our women......it is much easier to just learn to appreciate them!
 
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Re: The rings of Marriage

JB said:
Whine, whine, snivel, snivel.:facepalm:

Just give it up or worse, have it taken away from you, and see how cruelly you continue to insult the woman you chose as a life companion and partner.
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Been there, done that. It ain't no fun. Makes a feller realize just how precious all those rings are.
 
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In the spirit of continuing the jest...

A man is not complete until he is married, then he is finished.

That was suggested by my wife- she has a button with that on it! :)
 
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Re: The rings of Marriage

way to serious. Why does that always happen?
Something starts out funny and someone goes and gets all serious.

If we cant have fun in this crazy world...I want off ;)
 
bruceb58

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Re: The rings of Marriage

Shamfarlango said:
way to serious. Why does that always happen?
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I think you and I both know why this happens!


Anyway...back to keeping the thread fun...

Number 1 rule about women...there are no rules!


As Johnny Carson said:
"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die"
 
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Re: The rings of Marriage

Don't forget the wringing of YOUR neck!! I know for a fact that women make fun of men all to often, and honestly they have alot more to joke or laugh about, than we do of them!!
 
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Re: The rings of Marriage

A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine." ;)
 
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Re: The rings of Marriage

These jokes make me think of a line from the movie Hot Shots

"I could never find time for love. It's too heavy. It's an anchor that drowns a man."


Hey, and its got boat content!
 
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Re: The rings of Marriage

A man gets married because he's found a woman who "loves him just the way he is."

A woman marries because she's found a man that's "not perfect", but with a little work he could be.
 
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Re: The rings of Marriage

My wife came with a boat, so I guess I could say "gimbal ring" lol....'cept it's an outboard...but there's a joke in there somewhere, I'm sure of it!:p
 
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