Stay!

aspeck

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Ladyfish pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure her Kitty cat had fresh air. She was stretched out on the back ledge, and she wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.

She walked to the curb backward, pointing her finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay."

"Do you hear me?"

"Stay!"

"Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, perhaps noting that she was a blonde, gave her a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in park?"
 

stan_deezy

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Re: Stay!

Ay-huh, I'd tell jokes like too................if I got tired of living :eek:


:D
 

LadyFish

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Re: Stay!

LMAO, you now its not every day I hear a 'new' blonde joke, you got me today.

Aspeck has come with so many over the years, I just started putting check marks by his name on my list.

psssst, I'm running out of room.
 

aspeck

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Re: Stay!

LMAO, you now its not every day I hear a 'new' blonde joke, you got me today.

Aspeck has come with so many over the years, I just started putting check marks by his name on my list.

psssst, I'm running out of room.

What can I say ... my wife is, um, of the fairer haired persuasion ...
 
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