brother chris
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- Jul 28, 2002
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My tire was thumping.<br />I thought it was flat<br />When I looked at the tire...<br />I noticed your cat.<br />SORRY!<br /><br />Heard your wife left you,<br />How upset you must be.<br />But don't fret about it...<br />She moved in with me <br /><br /> Looking back over the years<br /> that we've been together,<br />I can't help but wonder...<br />"What the hell was I thinking?" <br /><br />Congratulations on your wedding day!<br />Too bad no one likes your husband. <br /><br />How could two people as beautiful as you<br />Have such an ugly baby?<br /><br /> I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.<br />After having met you ..<br />I've changed my mind. <br /><br /> must admit, you brought Religion into my life.<br />I never believed in Hell until I met you.<br /><br /> As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...<br />That you're not here to ruin it for me.<br /><br />Congratulations on your promotion.<br />Before you go...<br />Would you like to take this knife out of my back?<br />You'll probably need it again.<br /><br />Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad<br />(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)<br /><br /> When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.<br />Now that we've broken up,I think it's time you kept your promise.<br /><br /> <br /> We have been friends for a very long time ...let's say we stop?<br /><br /> I'm so miserable without you...<br />it's almost like you're here. <br /><br /> Congratulations on your new bundle of joy Did you ever find out who the father was? <br /><br /> So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day.<br />Look at the bright side,<br />it's really good pay. <br /><br /> 
