The last request

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Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same<br />day, were led down to the room in which they would meet<br />their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the<br />formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final<br />prayer had been said among the participants.<br /> <br />The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son,<br />do you have a last request?"<br /> <br />To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance<br />music. Could you please play the Macarena for me one last<br />time?"<br /> <br />"Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the other man<br />and asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final<br />request?"<br /> <br />"Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."